( MAKE SHURE TO LAUGH HARD)
#1 Q: What is the most famous fruit?
A: A star fruit.
#2 Q: The dad mango was arguing with his son about who should go to the grocery store, soon they came to a conclusion, the son said to the dad.
A: “Man-go”.
#3 Q: What fruit was most famous for painting?
A: Man go/ Van goh
#4 Q: The great grape general needed more men for his army. “How many”? Said the king.
A: “A bunch”.
#5 Q: What do you get when you cross a banana and an ax?
A: A banana split.
#6 Q: What do you call a single piece of corn?
A: A unicorn.
#7 Q: What did the pig write to his future self?
A: RIP.
#8 Q: Why didn’t the shopkeeper hire the grape?
A: He needed a good raisin/reason.